Microsoft buys Genealogy.com!??
Genealogy.com introduces Universal Genealogy Environment!??
The imagination could be limitless!
Genealogy.com has discovered means of tapping into Spirit Resources of Ancestors to complete your Family Tree! Your great, great grandfather's memories from the Beyond are just a click away.
Genealogy.com introduces new digital camera that will reproduce image of your ancestor from the ionic remnants left behind by him and now remaining in the atmosphere!
Genealogy.com breaks the barriers of time! Introduces a new software that allows you to access the Databases of the Future today. With just a click of your mouse, you can see the research that will be done by your grandchildren!
The CEO of Genealogy.com was actually discovered ALIVE today in his corporate offices by irate Ultimate Family Tree users, who were demanding information about the future of the software product. Rumor had long persisted of his demise, or that he had resigned or left the country, since he had not been heard from since the formation of the company. His secretary was equally stunned to make the discovery, but quickly recovered in time to indicate to reporters that the CEO had "no comment."
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY TO YOU, TOO, RON!
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